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Twas the night before this one
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
But me and my mouse

A page here and a page there
Away I did click
Searching for pictures
Of adorable chicks

I wanted some pictures
Just one or two
But quickly the numbers rose
And that still would not do

I scowered Sankaku
Looking left and right
I could look for hours
I could stay up all night!

But slowly I grew weary
As the hentai did rise
It rose higher and higher
It coated my eyes

With pictures of cute girls
Most barely dressed
I found them adorable
I thought them the best!

But still I saved more
Putting them in a folder
To send them to friends
Getting bolder and bolder

Occasionally I found
Something cute on my screen
And that too I saved
Loving them to smithereens!

And as all the ecchi
Slowly filled my hard drive
I thought to myself
"It's great to be alive"

Because with all these cute girls
I could want nothing more
I love them so much
I want them galore!

Over one hundred pictures
I did soon acquire
But still the need grew
Quickly higher and higher

From funny to sexy
My collection did range
I slowly grew crazy
Feeling quite deranged

I thought of the girls
Trapped away in my screen
I realized that of me
They would never be keen

So I took one step
Quickly followed by two
Out the door I did go
I began feeling blue

And as I looked around
I quickly did grasp
The vast amount of time
That truly did lapse

For once outside
I did look left and right
And not a single person
Did grace my sight

But around me were zombies
And as I finished this poem
I realized I would be
Forever alone

So back to my room
I quickly did run
I ran to my computer
And opened picture folder one

And then on my screen
My wives did appear
And I thought that to me
They will always be dear

Zombies can't stop me
I was growing with pride
Zombies could not keep me
From my one dream bride

I opened one folder
And then clicked the next
And then I had found her
Pictures free of any text

My one true wife
I loved her the most
Of being with her
I would always boast

But then came a crash
As they opened the door
The zombies scrambled in
Dragging limbs on the floor

And sadly with this
My story does end
Right before completion
Of the torrent Miku Append
I'll just leave this here.
Doctor-Y-Lime Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
This is, like, the most beautiful of all time.
Like, dear lord. :XD:
WotcherWolvie Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My goal was to wow you with my beautiful rhyming skills and my beautiful love for beautiful women.
And yes.

Doctor-Y-Lime Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
This is pretty much me every night.
Zombies included.
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